Lost a Decade

So I get a phone call today, apparently my nephew and his mother were having an argument on how old I am, since I just had a birthday.

My nephew declared that there is no way that I'm 36, I must be 26! And his daddy can't be 32, no way!

So I asked him what age I should be, that I'll be whatever age he wants, and he decided that I'm 26.

Works for me